motherfucking-bounce:

unknowinglyweightless:

peppergoat:

when u bout to nut and she say “no don’t cum yet” 

LOL

FUCK SAKE. HAHAHAHAHA

motherfucking-bounce:

unknowinglyweightless:

peppergoat:

when u bout to nut and she say “no don’t cum yet” 

LOL

FUCK SAKE. HAHAHAHAHA

(Source: capndesdes, via cosmiccaustic)

beaky-peartree:

mariahwolf:

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

Okay first of all fuck garlic bread

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .

(via inked-hawk)

cherub69:

⊂(´ω`⊂⌒⊃

cherub69:

⊂(´ω`⊂⌒⊃

(Source: gatta-cicova, via inked-hawk)

nzurianne:

biggirliscute:

Best thing I’ve seen in a while omg so accurate lol

Omg yo

nzurianne:

biggirliscute:

Best thing I’ve seen in a while omg so accurate lol

Omg yo

(via nicksoffthechain)

agentpheelcoulson:

ifihadarose:

my-ponchoboys:





if you don’t reblog this i will unfollow you

look who didn’t get the point

agentpheelcoulson:

ifihadarose:

my-ponchoboys:

image

if you don’t reblog this i will unfollow you

look who didn’t get the point

(Source: staypozitive, via have-a-break-have-a-kitkait)

kitschyliving:

teapot

kitschyliving:

teapot

(via jerryfett)

rairatrio:

Important character development question: would they lick someone’s hand if they tried to cover their mouth?

(via kataangftw)

gambollingseaotter:

Attention customers: DO NOT BUY THIS ITEM. I AN TRYING TO GET RECALLED BECAUSE THIS DILDO GETS WAY TOO HOT AND BURNED MY ANUS!!! I REPEAT DO NOT PLUG THIS DILDO IN BECAUSE IT DOES NOT VIBRATE IT BURNS YOU!!!!

gambollingseaotter:

Attention customers: DO NOT BUY THIS ITEM. I AN TRYING TO GET RECALLED BECAUSE THIS DILDO GETS WAY TOO HOT AND BURNED MY ANUS!!! I REPEAT DO NOT PLUG THIS DILDO IN BECAUSE IT DOES NOT VIBRATE IT BURNS YOU!!!!

(via kataangftw)

skinnydecember:

vintagelittleteacup:

california-studs:

fastenyourfuckingbelts:

polluteify:

im-simply-me:

1hey:

it hurt when I stumbled across her.  she was like broken glass all along the floor.  but it was beautiful and my curiosity got the best of me.  I remember looking at her and all I could see was pain.  she had this insane look of desperation; you could almost feel it. and yet her eyes were still hollow; like the life had been sucked out of her.  I wanted to pick up her pieces.  I wanted to put her back together. and so I tried. I really did. I got a little cut along the way.  the more I tried to fix her the more fragile I became myself but I didn’t care.  I wanted to see her happy.  every time I made her laugh I thought about how I wanted to make her laugh forever.  she was getting better.  eventually she was put together enough to get up and walk away.  but she didn’t take me with her.  and I’ve been stuck sitting here where I first found her. wondering if the pieces left on the floor are hers or mine. I should probably get the fuck up.

skinnydecember:

vintagelittleteacup:

california-studs:

fastenyourfuckingbelts:

polluteify:

im-simply-me:

1hey:

it hurt when I stumbled across her.
she was like broken glass all along the floor.
but it was beautiful and my curiosity got the best of me.
I remember looking at her and all I could see was pain.
she had this insane look of desperation; you could almost feel it.
and yet her eyes were still hollow; like the life had been sucked out of her.
I wanted to pick up her pieces.
I wanted to put her back together.
and so I tried. I really did.
I got a little cut along the way.
the more I tried to fix her the more fragile I became myself but I didn’t care.
I wanted to see her happy.
every time I made her laugh I thought about how I wanted to make her laugh forever.
she was getting better.
eventually she was put together enough to get up and walk away.
but she didn’t take me with her.
and I’ve been stuck sitting here where I first found her.
wondering if the pieces left on the floor are hers or mine.
I should probably get the fuck up.

(via onefortyam)

diecry:

Requiem for a Dream (2000)
dir. Darren Aronofsky

diecry:

Requiem for a Dream (2000)

dir. Darren Aronofsky

(via onefortyam)

I am a feminist. I’ve been female for a long time now. I’d be stupid not to be on my own side.

Maya Angelou (via mirroir)

(Source: robert-winchester-novak, via onefortyam)

I’m not going to fight you.

(Source: bckysoldier, via ruby-brown)

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yandere-midori:

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